The arrangement of words that make up facts.

And so it came to pass, that Jill Y eventually agreed that women are responsible for 10% of forest fires. In all fairness, she couldn’t disagree as it was written in wood:

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Thirsty Dave and The Fable of The Table of Love.

Observing the idyllic scenery while sampling several, sublime alcoholic beverages in the company of his parched self, Thirsty Dave professed his unrequited love for a table:

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When we want the cold, hard facts, we just look in the fridge.

To get a break from me, Jill Y will sometimes get a bottle of wine and head over to Scurvy Jane’s place. I might go out with Thirsty Dave or hang with Sugartastic Daddy John. […]

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The Fear

Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because “something tragic” will happen and there’s nothing funny about it so don’t let me catch you laughing. Me, myself and I suffer from but one phobia […]

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The Pizza Heating Utensil Things.

So you’re a dude and sooner or later, you’re going to end up in one of those clothes store places with a dudette. You know this is her territory for shopping is her thing and […]

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Patrick – A Legend in The Making.

We don’t know who Patrick is but we like him. He has the entrepreneurial skills of a legend in the making:

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You think you know someone…

When we get someone a gift, we’re not really bothered if they go ahead and exchange it for something that they actually want or like. At least that was the case until we put concerted […]

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