The Place to Take a Humor Break
Lebanon, TN — Cracker Barrel, America’s favorite roadside museum of old Coke bottles, gingham, and latent nostalgia, has ignited a culinary civil war after announcing a “too woke” rebranding. The new logo—stripped of the “cracker” […]
Englewood Cliffs, NJ – Gloria Gaynor, newly minted recipient of the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors, held a press conference today at the Days Inn at the Newark Liberty International Airport—a venue that perfectly captured the […]
Washington, D.C. – In a bold reimagining of American culture, Donald Trump announced today that convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell will receive a 2025 Kennedy Center Honor, citing her “incredible spoken-word skills,” “very beautiful license […]
Washington, D.C. – Minutes after the papal conclave elected Robert Francis Prevost, the first American pope, Trump is seeking a recall to what he terms “a rigged conclave. A special team of papal lawyers will […]
Palm Beach, FL – As part of the FBI and Dept. of Justice probe into missing classified documents, it was discovered that Mar-a-Lago’s Club Restaurant added box lunches to its menu in 2022. Helena Rubenschmaltz, […]
Capitol Hill, MN – On January 6th, fifteen-time loser Marjorie Tyler Kelly was named the winner of the 2023 National Pie Baking Contest held at the Holiday Inn Express in Capitol Hill, Minnesota. This annual […]