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Wisdom for Dummies

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you’re ever cornered by the bad guy, and he’s about to do you in, get him talking. Convince him it’s your dying wish to know the truth and he’s got nothing to lose if […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 21, 2019November 22, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you hear strange noises outside, whatever you do, do NOT investigate, especially if it’s a dark and stormy night, the power is out, and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the […]

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Wisdom for dummies

November 19, 2019November 20, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Some people are morning people; some people are night people. I’m a person for a short time every day around suppertime.

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

There are two kinds of people in the world; those who love cake and those who cut the top off and eat the half with frosting. Then they do the same with a second piece […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I once had two 10-pound bags of Russet potatoes rotting in my basement because I’m willing to spend twice as much for an item that’s advertised as, “Buy one, get one free.”

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I was especially cavity prone when I was a child and my #dentist gave me a sucker after every visit to make sure I stayed that way.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 15, 2019October 16, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Why don’t female celebrities have hips? And why do most male celebrities have hair? Are slim hips and hair on the same gene as acting talent?

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

When you’re pulled over for speeding does it go better for you if you remember to use your blinker?

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Of course, I would never eat dessert for breakfast! But would you pass the chocolate chip muffins and waffles with whipped cream.   Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never in a moment of weakness reveal your old high school #nickname—unless you want to be called that for the rest of your life and probably long after you’re dead.   Find more dubious advice […]

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