Tag: families
Don’t Stop Believing
I don’t want my kids to ever stop believing in Santa Claus. That way, when they grow up, they’ll never have to buy their kids presents. And they can spend more on me. Which they […]
Honest Letter to my Younger Self
Yo, younger self, how’s it going? I guess I should really know the answer to that – but my memory is admittedly fuzzy in my forty-something-th year. I am not proud to admit that I […]
Sticking it to “perfect” families
Does anyone else out there despise those stick figure families people plaster on the back windows of their SUVs and minivans? It’s like “Look at us! We have four kids! They play soccer and violin! […]
Pass the Potato Salad…or Die?
So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her. Now, […]
No Sympathy When I am Sick
My husband had a head cold this week. So, being a nice wife, I made him homemade chicken soup that I packed in a nice Tupperware container so he could nuke it at work. I […]
Buried Treasures
I saw a preview on TV for a new show called Buried Treasure. The idea is that two world-famous antique dealers search American homes in search of–yes, you guess it–buried treasure. In the previews, we […]