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How to Work Through Retirement Laziness

February 24, 2026February 21, 2026 Mark R Hunter

A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleeating healthy, health, health and fitness, retire, retired, retirement, retirement benefits, Social Security

My New Year’s Resolutions – According to AI

January 1, 2026January 1, 2026 Tim Jones

I have always struggled to come up with meaningful yet achievable New Year’s resolutions. Mostly because I tend to aim for “dramatic life transformation” and end up achieving “naps with good intentions.” I usually set […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylegoal setting, health and fitness, making goals, new years resolutions

With the Internet Around, Who Needs Doctors?

March 16, 2025March 16, 2025 Mark R Hunter

 Have you ever received one of those e-mails about all the amazing things you can do with, say, Coke, or some other seemingly innocent substance? (I mean Coca-Cola, not the drug that used to be […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyadvice, Dear Internet, health, health advice, health and fitness, health and safety, health care, internet advice, peroxide

My Heroic Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 Tim Jones

When it comes to health matters, I ’m a very private person. I almost never air what’s ailing me – unless I’m talking to an immediate family member, close personal friends, neighbors, second cousins, co-workers, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylehealth and fitness, Hospitals, knee replacement, surgery

The Time I Tortured Myself for No Good Reason

May 1, 2018May 1, 2018 Tim Jones

Over the years, many people have questioned my intelligence, most notably several past bosses. You need look no further for damning evidence to back up this charge than Exhibit A: I once ran a marathon. […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Sportshealth and fitness, marathon, running

The Upside of Getting Old

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017 Tim Jones

I recently turned 45. Even more recently, I turned 62. This old body is starting to show signs of wear and tear. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure it’s way out of warranty. When […]

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I Have Discovered the Fountain of Youth

February 23, 2016February 26, 2016 Tim Jones

I’m 61 years old. You can’t fool me with platitudes like “60 is the new 45.”  Let’s face it. The man in the mirror is looking very rough around the edges – and frankly, he’s […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleaging, health and fitness, old age

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