Evolution
You mightn’t believe this and I wouldn’t blame you but the first appearance of the mobile phone was in the 1968 film “Planet of the Apes”. Charlton Heston thought the phone was a gun and […]
Tag: humour
The balls of men
Stand with me brothers. Stand with Bill Y and applaud loud and long. Sometimes we don’t know how good we have it. The next time you think the world is playing some kind of life-long […]
Prouder than 75 million peacocks
When Little Dill Y gets older, I hope he doesn’t grow up. I hope he grows as a person, takes my countless negative points and learns from my countless mistakes. The only thing we can […]
Is my 16 year old son in a cult or secret religion?
To you or I, Anne Rice is best known for the literary work of art known as The Vampire Chronicles but joking aside, this series of novels have been voted No. 1 in “The most […]
Grant me your bacon
For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]
Important Things
If you asked how many I was, I would tell you that I’m more than 24 and less than lots. The fun part in realizing that you haven’t grown up is realising that you still […]
Look at me now Ma!
If 5 Bon Jovi fans are killed by a falling tree in a forest and there’s nobody there except me, an axe and the 5 dead Bon Jovi fans but I have an iron clad […]
Don’t wait ’till it’s too late
I don’t have diarrhea nor do I want it. My day is going fine without it, thanks for asking. Is there such thing as diarrhea of the mind? I think I might have that alright. […]
The true story of the brilliant son of a bitch.
Genius is a word used far too often. When I look in the mirror, I see a genius staring back. Whatever I do, is the work of a genius. When I finally rid the world […]