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The Economics of an Eyebrow Wax

November 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer,  proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Relationshipseyebrows, humor, husbands, relationships, waxing, wives

Honest Letter to my Younger Self

November 14, 2011November 14, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Yo, younger self, how’s it going? I guess I should really know the answer to that – but my memory is admittedly fuzzy in my forty-something-th year. I am not proud to admit that I […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifeaging, families, husbands

A Flu Shot in the Company of Engineers

October 21, 2011October 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I got my flu shot. If I were smarter, I would have gone to CVS or took my doctor up on her offer to give it to me a few weeks ago, but my husband’s  […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsengineers, flu shots, geeks, humor, husbands

The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride

May 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Inactive

It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park.   And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]

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7 CommentsFiction, Ongoing Seriesbike rides, funny, humor, husbands, mayor, Schwinn, wives

Driving my Husband

April 21, 2011August 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had a busy day, so when my husband came home from work I suggested that we go get dinner at one of the local sports bars. He jumped at the chance since he could […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipscars, driving, humor, husbands, red lights, sports bar

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