Handz Off
I’m usually a hands-on type of person but I haven’t been myself lately. I just haven’t been able to get a grip on things. My favorite woman in all the world is Palmela Anderson. I […]
Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. I know I challenge […]
Last night, Jill Y said “you’re only as old as you feel”. I thought about those words as I raced my imaginary son around the block and lost. I thought about those words as I […]
Although we’re not trained in common sense, we do have a degree in ridiculousness and this sometimes comes in handy. Like Math or how magnets work, this might be hard to explain but we’ll give […]
Fotography – It’s like the misspelling of ‘Photography’. We all like taking pictures. Some do so with high-powered cameras, some with the cameras on their cell phone and some even take mental pictures with their […]
If there’s one thing Jill Y loves, it’s a good sale, whatever the politically correct name for midgets is this week and the Annual Chairathon. For those not familiar with this event, it consists of a […]
I know we go on about our imaginary son quite a lot but it’s only because he constantly astounds us and we know you need to now about it. Although he’s only five years old, […]
On Tuesday evenings, I wear a stupid hat. It’s the type of hat that a medical student cat, working on a hyperventilating rat, would not be caught dead in. There’s a reason why I wear […]
I’ve offended religions, races, sexes, minorities, majorities and several people who Janis Joplin sang about in her songs with music and lyrics and melody and rhythm. This creates its own set of problems. What if […]