All the sense was made.

Despite having a time machine and the ability to travel to the future, we just didn’t see this coming. Yesterday started like most mornings. We got out of bed and spent 20 minutes mocking each […]

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Everything in its right place

It’s not healthy to play with your food but if you have OCD, food arranging becomes part of everyday life. I don’t actually have OCD but for the sake of these words and the picture […]

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Remember That Time You Forgot To Think?

If you’ve come here looking for an amusing story, please go away. If you’ve come here looking to hear how much we detest Bon Jovi, please go away and come back tomorrow. If you’ve come […]

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I’ve Changed.

I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]

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One minute you’re questioning life and wondering if you’re as random as the next guy isn’t and then your imaginary son goes and does you proud.

One minute you’re questioning life and wondering if you’re as random as the next guy isn’t and then your imaginary son goes and does you proud:

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Hit the road Mac

When I was a baby, I couldn’t talk with words. This was so frustrating because I’ve always been massively opinionated so it’s important that you know what I think about stuff. This was never more […]

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