People are wrong to focus narrowly on themselves
Just when you think it’s safe to assume that Thirsty Dave will never care about anyone but himself, he only goes and cares about somebody who isn’t himself. I can pinpoint the exact moment when […]
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The future is a war-ravaged hellhole
Thirsty Dave has changed. His birthday comes around once a year and we usually get him shares in the local brewery as a present. He’s slowly but surely amassing a substantial ownership of that place […]
To the individual obsessed with drawing penises
Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s advanced […]
Needy Chris Christiansen
Needy Chris Christiansen is one of Thirsty Dave’s more annoying and bothersome friends. He’s always asking people to help him out with stuff and never offers to return the favour. Not shy about asking complete […]
Sometimes the question is written all over your face
Decisions have consequences, actions have reactions and Bon Jovi make me sick. This is just the way it is and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. When Thirsty Dave asked Scurvy Jane out for […]
Scared of my own vagina
Few of us are not scared of something. My own phobias include Nuns, the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi and the thought of Justin Bieber growing up to be a confident young […]
Puddles of sweat
We should have known something was wrong. The signs were there for all to see. As soon as Thirsty Dave asked if he could bring Jill Y’s dog to the gym each morning, alarm bells […]
Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary
Thirsty Dave’s best mate Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary is a hungry man who likes sweets. He has a cool party trick where he eats a chocolate. Rather than trying to explain this most […]
Christian Disposal
We have as much in common with our new neighbours as Thirsty Dave has with non-alcoholic Jelly Babies. They like listening to the so-called music of Bon Jovi and we like listening to the so-called […]
The hobby that’s soon to become a habit
Thirsty Dave is not shy about having a beer or 36. As befitting a man who has been thrown out of a bar in 23 languages, he’s managed to talk himself back into the bar […]