The Place to Take a Humor Break
When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was […]
In a move as unusual as dermatological advice from Scurvy Jane, Thirsty Dave has suddenly become interested in the news. The reason this is unusual is that it’s not usual. As a rule, the only […]
There was nothing unusual about the conversation that day: Scurvy Jane: How heavy does a chin weigh? Sugartastic Daddy John: The weight of a chin depends on size, shape and bone structure. Scurvy Jane: Does […]
Each year, an annual event takes place. It makes little sense but sense is not something I’ve ever had a close relationship with and long may it continue. Once a year, in a role reversal […]
Scurvy Jane is enjoying being a single lady again. For an amount of time, I like to call ‘one month and 43 days’, she was in a long-term relationship with Thirsty Dave but nothing lasts […]
Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty […]
While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic […]
In my ongoing attempt to remove the so-called music of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness, I arranged to meet up with some like-minded musicians to record a song that wouldn’t raise awareness for […]
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]
Thirsty Dave was wrong but try telling him that. His latest hobby is making citizens arrests and he doesn’t really need much of a reason to put his hobby into practice. I was sitting on […]