Large collection of man crap
The realization hit Thirsty Dave like a pointy object that had a point to prove. He moved in with Lisa from the off-license because he thought he was in love with her. He was in […]
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Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson
Scurvy Jane’s 54th best friend, Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson, is an interesting but not too bright, stupid person with as much common sense as a bottle of ketchup that somehow got it into its head, […]
Bride Kidnapping Expert
Thirsty Dave asks Scurvy Jane to marry him, 67.83 times a day. Scurvy’s answer is always a defiant “I’d rather eat 65 medium-sized magnets and attach myself to a fridge than marry you, you good […]
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If there’s a state of mass confusion, Scurvy Jane lives there. For someone who’s so sure of herself, she sure isn’t very sure of herself and that’s for sure. Thirsty Dave took her out for […]
The Three Thirsty Amigos
Thirsty Dave has some unquenchable, thirsty friends. Two of the thirstiest are Stive Wonder and Ray Charl. Known collectively as ‘The Three Thirsty Amigos’, legend has it that they single-throatedly drank so much beer at […]
Social Shower Curtain
The human mind is not easy to understand. Thirsty Dave’s younger brother, MC Thirst is a sociable lover of beer. He goes out socially for a few social beers and then applies for a job […]
Beer and Viagra Don’t Mix!
Thirsty Dave came across a problem that a lot of male men come across when they’ve had too much alcohol to drink. He was about to get deep down & dirty with Scurvy Jane but […]
God’s Precious Gift
We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was […]
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Writers. People who write. Writers who are people. People writers. Every single one of the above has an obligation, not to be careless. The written word is as strong as Jill Y’s impulse to buy […]