The Mothers of Invention

My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]

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The dreams of Thirsty Dave – The dream where he fell in love with a girl.

Massively gross, offensive and massively grossly offensive are just some of the ways to describe the dreams of Thirsty Dave. Sometimes when you wake up from a dream, it takes a few moments to realize […]

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Shattering the dreams of a Sperm Donor

Thirsty Dave read the note and his whole world disappeared before his blood-shot eyes. Ever since it was biologically possible, his sole ambition in life was to become a sperm donor. Each night and sometimes […]

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The Homeless Man

The homeless man had no home. Because of this, a chain of events were put in motion that could only have one outcome. At a particular, precise moment; Thirsty Dave wasn’t to know that he […]

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Where is my bearable likeness of being?

I’ve been trying to find myself lately. I don’t mean that in any philosophical way because I don’t know what ‘philosophical’ means. I’ve been looking for my doppelganger – another identical me. Surely there must […]

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The strange disappearance of the beer, Thirsty Dave and the picture of the beer.

One moment I had a beer and the next moment I hadn’t a beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave, followed by the swift disappearance of […]

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I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]

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MacGyver Smile

Little Dill Y is an analytical 7-year-old with all the smarts of a 15-year-old who has 8 years to go, until he reaches his 15th birthday. He knew that Uncle Thirsty Dave was unhappy because […]

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Organ Harvesting Scam

Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a duck. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language, unknown to humans and sometimes, in human […]

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