This is not a stick-up
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and […]
Tag: Thirsty Dave
Thirsty Dave and the long face
Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop […]
Thirsty Dave gets in touch with his inner child for Christmas
Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane
Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]
When food is crap
Thirsty Dave has frequented the same exclusively, exclusive restaurant chain since he was a kid. Back in the day, his favorite food was Chicken McNuggets, full of smiles and impending diabetes. These days, his taste […]
Thirsty Dave has his say…
You might like to convince yourself that you’re a helpful person and it’s quite possible that you are but nobody does helpful, quite like Thirsty Dave. Because he spends so much of his time and […]
Proper Urinal Etiquette
When a man is doing his toilet, certain etiquette must be followed for this is the law of the land and the law of the land must always be followed. There is a wrong way […]
Taste it before you buy it
Unless you sell apples for a living and own these apples, this is a funny story. We brought Thirsty Dave on his annual excursion from the pub. The thirsty one would not harm an insect […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]