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The taming of the garage

April 23, 2014April 23, 2014 Journey McGuire

About every two weeks, my husband and I engage in the black hole of house projects; we clean the garage. Again. Once we get it spotless, it seems overnight it gets overrun with pizza boxes, […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifeharmony, marital bliss, Mr. Nobody, true love, winning, working together

A Curse From The Other Book Of Genesis

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

My wife and I are bowling. Despite my best efforts at sly, psychological tricks (“Do you inhale or exhale before you release the ball?”) I lost the last game by three. But I’m up by […]

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3 CommentsFictionbowling, competition, gutter balls, humoroutcasts, husbands, Phil Collins, She's and Easy Lover, TheCurseOfPhil, Thomas Sullivan, winning, wives

Living the Life of a Lottery Winner — My Story Coming Soon

July 26, 2011July 26, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

What would you do if you had the knowledge that could help you win the lottery not once, not twice but many, many times?  I know this sounds like an infomercial sales pitch, but I […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, SportsFox News, Good Morning America, humor, lottery, Rachael Ray, Richard Lustig, winning, winning numbersgo

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