One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means:
1) You can start sexting for free
2) You can abuse office furniture when you get angry
3) You can think you are too good to pay parking tickets
4) You can resign from congress (because otherwise you might be lynched)
5) You can believe that a 21-year-old woman thinks your skinny, ugly self is attractive via cell phone
oh, I finally have a name for it when I yell at my computer and kick my printer!