The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these cattle calls with dreams of them becoming the next Hannah Montana and stuffing your bank account, consider this: Yesterday’s Miley Cyrus is today’s Miley Cyrus.
As a standup one of the first rules of comedy is if you are going to be offensive make sure it’s funny. If she was aiming at offensiveness with sexuality she missed the sexuality. It was just juvenile silliness.
I agree. I think she made a fool out of herself.
And today’s David Cassidy is today’s DUI and aging mugshot.
Poor David Cassidy.
How do I subscribe to Disney?
You just have to sell your soul, Bill. Simple as that.
I bet that performance made a lot of stage moms think “I thought they were hiring for the new Disney princess!”
I hear that is how Disney auditions its princesses.