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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

What was Hulk Hogan thinking in this picture?

August 29, 2013 lbwoodgate
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4 CommentsGood Clean Funbob ford, hulk hogan, marijuana munchies, pot smoking politician, toronto mayor

You Are Here

August 27, 2013 lbwoodgate

For a moment, while walking my dog this morning and passing this corner, I felt I had been transported to the Twilight Zone  

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5 CommentsGood Clean FunTwilight Zone experiences, weird things

Fooled or Fools

August 8, 2013August 8, 2013 lbwoodgate

I think most adversaries and supporters of George W. Bush have recollections of foot-in-mouth comments the former president made during his tenure as the leader of the free world.  Both sides would at times shake […]

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4 CommentsFiction

Best Body Usages?

May 4, 2013May 4, 2013 lbwoodgate

Some people choose to squander the advances we humans have made since we first crawled out of the cesspool of our evolutionary beginnings   The human animal.  The one with the most developed brain, even […]

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5 CommentsFiction

The Future of Sex Education in Ohio

April 19, 2013April 19, 2013 lbwoodgate

Sex Ed classes will become severely restricted if an amendment attached to their budget bill passes both Houses and signed off by the governor. New sex education standards that would ban any teaching that condones […]

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12 CommentsFictionOhio NARAL, Ohio Planned Parenthood, sex ed teaching that condones “gateway sexual activity”, sex education in Ohio schools

Dick’s Claim of Defending “vaginas”

April 18, 2013 lbwoodgate

At least he didn’t say the “C” word   After New Hampshire State Rep. Peter Hansen(R) referred to women as “vaginas” in his defense of stronger laws to carry guns he retorted, following the firestorm […]

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6 CommentsFictionconservative old white men, New Hampshire representative, vaginas

“I see Dead People” Brain-dead people that is

April 14, 2013 lbwoodgate

Extremism of any stripe is always profoundly ignorant and detached from reality.  Feeling passionate about an issue always needs to be accompanied with arguments that people can identify with and that have plausibility.   But don’t […]

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5 CommentsPoliticsbrain dead politicians, Louie Gohmert, Steve Stockman, Texas crazy

The body doesn’t lie. It gets laid

March 26, 2013 lbwoodgate

Body language can tell you a lot of what humans will often conceal. If I were to interpret the picture below of Hugh Hefner’s young 26-year old bride, Crystal Harris, showing some apparent reluctance to […]

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5 CommentsFictionbody language, Crystal Harris, Hefner

Scriptural Fantasy at its Best

March 18, 2013 lbwoodgate

   If some Obama lookalike has to play Satan in the History Channel’s “The Bible” then I want Michelle Williams to play God   So the bible thumpers are all in a stir about some […]

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6 CommentsFictionHistory Channel, michelle williams, obama lookalike, The Bible

At Last! A Pope With a Sense of Humor?

March 13, 2013 lbwoodgate

If the incoming Pope,  Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, is anything like his comedic look alike, Woody Allen, the Vatican may for the first time since just before the Inquisition, hear laughter in its centuries old […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funfun in the Vatican, new pope Cardinal Bergoglio, woody allen

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