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Nothing says lovin’ like a bucket of thumbs

February 12, 2015
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Share the love without getting all sticky. Click/download the valentine to send to your honey with extra hugs and kisses from Undead Fred at the Zombie Dating Guide. Don’t worry, that nasty cold sore will clear…

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Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

October 15, 2014
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As a child, I swore that one day I would grow up to be a Supreme. It didn’t matter that I was short, tone deaf and six-years-old, I would knock Diana Ross off her heels…

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Snapchat Rendezvous

March 23, 2014
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Snapchat Rendezvous

I don’t pretend to know the delicate nuances of every online trend my five daughters are into — I can barely log into Myspace — but I can get behind Snapchat. What is so difficult…

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I think my diet is trying to kill me

February 6, 2014
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I think my diet is trying to kill me

I was so happy. I hadn’t touched an Almond Roca in thirty years. Memories of my grandmother pushing the candy coated toffee at me and swearing it was delicious had only made me turn up…

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Freezing my butt off? Not so much

January 30, 2014
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Freezing my butt off? Not so much

I want my money back. I distinctly remember hearing that if I moved to Northern Virginia, I’d be able to “freeze my butt off” in the winter on top of this damn mountain. Well, my…

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Throwing elbows

December 13, 2013
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Throwing elbows

There are power shoppers then there were my mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law. These ladies did geriatric workouts before heading to the stores for their weekly bouts of elbow throwing, you haven’t seen dedication to the art…

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‘Tis the season for WOOOOOing

November 21, 2013
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‘Tis the season for WOOOOOing

Not the romantic kind, the in-your-face and obnoxious kind of wooing that takes place during any sports event or if you’re in a wide shot on television. The holidays bring out the worst in this…

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Ain’t no NaNo Back Guuuuuuuuuurl

November 4, 2013
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Ain’t no NaNo Back Guuuuuuuuuurl

I’ve been sucked into the vortex again, friends. For the fourth year in the last seven (breaks were necessary due to book contracts), I’m attempting to master the NaNoWriMo beast and it’s not lookin’ good.…

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Vintage Halloween WTF-ery

October 27, 2013
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Vintage Halloween WTF-ery

  Maybe it was the cocaine talkin’, but Halloween costumes took a decidedly creepy turn in the early 20th century. With most costumes made from what was laying around the house — bicycle parts, kitchen…

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Pristine desk, where art thou?

October 23, 2013
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Pristine desk, where art thou?

I have selective OCD. I work from home so the desk I share with five children and a husband can get a bit craptastic with homework assignments, coffee cups, and small empty bottles of Rescue…

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