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Month: June 2016

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

June 30, 2016June 30, 2016 PFHardie

I read an article on LinkedIn called 7 Secrets to Make People Instantly Like You. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/7-secrets-make-people-instantly-like-you-sanjoy-kumar-malik-1?trk=hp-feed-article-title-ppl-follow Instantly? Why the rush? Do you also need instant coffee? I usually give people a few minutes to like me. […]

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Contemplation on Meditation

June 30, 2016October 24, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

  Quiet the mind and the soul will speak – Ma Jaya Sati I’ve wanted to learn the art of meditation. Articles I’ve read extoll the virtues of learning to regulate the mind. It helps […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Sparks Brieffun, funny stories, humor, laughter in life, meditation, Vince G Sparks

L—-OWWWW—-BOUTAINS?

June 30, 2016 cathy sikorski
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I’m a shoe freak. The only thing Imelda Marcos had over me was more resources, like the treasury of the Philippines. This debilitating disease began in 9th grade. My Mom suggested that if I wanted […]

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23 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, LifestyleAirplane Glue, Christian Louboutin, Neiman Marcus, Paris, Pretty Shoes, shoes, shoes and shoes, Ugly Shoes, Walter

Boring Our Children to Safety

June 30, 2016June 30, 2016 Con Chapman

“They’re at it again,” my wife said with concern. I looked up and saw flames rising from a pile of dead branches off in the  distance. Another night, another bonfire in the woods beyond the […]

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I bumped into someone who makes short films, the other day…

June 30, 2016 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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10 CommentsFictionBill Y, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, Humor Outcasts Bill Y Ledden, humour, I bumped into someone who makes short films, I direct midget porn, I like tags, itsgoodtomock. @itsgoodtomock, Tags, the other day..., When I bumped into the director Bill I was a little overwhelmed

Has your libido, like Elvis, left the building?

June 29, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Baby boomer women: has your libido fallen and can’t get up? If you’re postmenopausal, it’s not uncommon. In fact, more than half of women in this population report a drop in their sex drive—and those […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, libido, lower sex drive, postmenopausal women, Sex

As Women Grunt at Tennis, Men Try Armpit Farts

June 29, 2016June 29, 2016 Con Chapman

WIMBLEDON, England. When it began with Monica Seles, it seemed innocuous, or merely annoying. But now, say old school tennis champs including Martina Navratilova and Chris Evert, the practice of grunting by women’s tennis players […]

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I’m not even sorry…

June 29, 2016 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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Life is a Buffett, Old Chum

June 28, 2016 PFHardie

  Some time ago I ran into Warren Buffett at a buffet. Between the clam chowder and butter on ice, there he towered. The single greatest investor the world has seen since Jesus invested in […]

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“Clear-Eyed Soul” Finds Fans Among Jaded, Jilted Listeners

June 28, 2016June 28, 2016 Con Chapman
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BOSTON.  It’s 2 a.m. on a Monday morning, but Jason Evritz is hard at work at Permanent Records, where the early morning hour translates into less expensive studio time for his new album.  “I’ll sleep in,” […]

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