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Month: June 2016
BREAKING NEWS: USA Votes to Leave North America
(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily […]
Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer
Jack Garner gazed out over the farm that had been in his family for three generations and let out a sigh of exasperation. He looked down the rows of curly leaf parsley, often used as […]
Dining in restaurant owned by dentist will blow your mind
In our neighborhood, a dentist spread his entrepreneurial wings, and bought a restaurant, with enough office space upstairs to house his dental practice. I don’t know anything about the dentist’s background. Maybe he worked as […]
Billy Ray Cyrus Shares His Humor on CMT’s Still The King
He may be known for his Achy Breaky Heart-rocking country music, but Billy Ray Cyrus has always embraced humor. This summer, he’s showcasing his funny side in a starring role in the new CMT sitcom Still The […]
Two Halves Make a Whole?
More and more I’m hearing that the world is divided into the halves and the halve-nots. I’m confused as to which is better. If you’re a halve, you can’t be a whole. According to simple […]
Freedonia Offers to Replace England in EU
NGORZSKL, Freedonia. Freedonian officials are tired this morning after an all-night vigil they kept in a state of anticipation and suspense, fueled by oglitz, this land-locked European country’s bitter variation of coffee. “It is very functional,” […]
Young Thirsty Dave is awash with good ideas.
When young Thirsty Dave asked the dietician for a good source of vitamin B6; potassium; copper; vitamin C; manganese; phosphorus; niacin; dietary fiber; and pantothenic acid, he was advised to consume as much potatoes as possible. […]
The Break Up
I knew it was time. It had to end. I had to face it, and I had to act. Carrie was an attractive 37 year old woman I’d met several years ago in a writing class. […]