Year: 2020
The importance of what’s what…
Actions speak louder than words but in these wretched times of corona virus quarantine, doing things isn’t always easy. Visiting the outside world can be a test of fortitude and that’s why I never leave […]
“Ripping Good Poetry” Uses Verse to Punish Boys Who Curse
WHARTON, Mass. This bucolic town north of Boston is home to one of the oldest private schools in the country, the prestigious Pringy Preparatory, whose graduates include two vice presidents and a secretary of commerce, […]
Commission Appoints Clint Eastwood as Enforcement Officer for “No-Interruptions” Rule at Future Presidential Debates
In a one-sentence press release issued on October 1st, Janet H. Brown, Executive Director of the Commission on Presidential Debates, indicated that “Chris Wallace is a really nice guy, but we think it’s time to have […]
In Bid to Boost Image, Freedonia Bans National Self-Deprecation
OZGWUG, Freedonia. Dieboldz Fleknez is well-known in this provincial city of 33,000 as a “card” and a “cut-up,” according to Mina Vlkstk, proprietor of a coffee and pastry shop. “He comes in, soon everyone is […]
A Day of Herbal Catcare
Thursday morning, start of the long weekend for remote workers such as myself now in the seventh month of a two-week lockdown; no appointments, no boring conference calls, no “Zoom” meetings that crawl, not zoom, […]
Experts Rank Presidential Debate as “The Most Embarrassing Event in the History of the Universe”
A panel of 25 distinguished historians, assembled by the Rockefeller Foundation, has unanimously agreed that Tuesday night’s Presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joseph Biden was the most embarrassing event that has ever taken place […]