The Fantasy and Reality of Quarantine Life

Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will clean out the clutter from my closets

Reality: While I am under quarantine and bored, online shopping has allowed me to buy enough crap to fill the closets of a small island country

 

Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will take Master Classes and learn about wine, music and literature

Reality: While I am under quarantine, I will sign up for Netflix and binge watch over and over Schitt’s Creek while slurping down the craft beer I get delivered weekly from the local brewery.

 

Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will always wear my mask and gloves to ensure the health of those around me.

Reality: While I am under quarantine, I wear mask and gloves, go into a local bank and demand $500,000 because…oh wait…pretend you didn’t read that…that wasn’t me.

 

Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will take stock in my nutritional habits and learn from experts how to eat only the best foods to make sure my immune system is ready to combat anything that comes my way

Reality: While I am under quarantine, I have developed a close relationship with both the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Betty Crocker.  No need to zoom them and they don’t lecture me on the evils of carbs . I love them. They are my new family.

 

Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I can stream church services so I don’t go to hell when this is over

Reality: Yea…I didn’t go to church before the quarantine so I’m pretty good with destination hell

 

 

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10 thoughts on “The Fantasy and Reality of Quarantine Life”

  1. Jacob’s Creek is far better than Schitt’s Creek, Don Don’s.

  2. Well so far I have purchased three puzzles, a garden kneeling/seating cart, socks for my neuropathy, your new book and various woodworking gadgets for Tom, and have consumed all of the Chardonnay in Bucks county.

  3. OMG….have you been watching me these entire three months?!? You have to include me with Pillsbury and Betty Crocker in the friend zone, because I hate all those Marie Kondoers!

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