Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will clean out the clutter from my closets
Reality: While I am under quarantine and bored, online shopping has allowed me to buy enough crap to fill the closets of a small island country
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will take Master Classes and learn about wine, music and literature
Reality: While I am under quarantine, I will sign up for Netflix and binge watch over and over Schitt’s Creek while slurping down the craft beer I get delivered weekly from the local brewery.
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will always wear my mask and gloves to ensure the health of those around me.
Reality: While I am under quarantine, I wear mask and gloves, go into a local bank and demand $500,000 because…oh wait…pretend you didn’t read that…that wasn’t me.
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will take stock in my nutritional habits and learn from experts how to eat only the best foods to make sure my immune system is ready to combat anything that comes my way
Reality: While I am under quarantine, I have developed a close relationship with both the Pillsbury 
Dough Boy and Betty Crocker. No need to zoom them and they don’t lecture me on the evils of carbs . I love them. They are my new family.
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I can stream church services so I don’t go to hell when this is over
Reality: Yea…I didn’t go to church before the quarantine so I’m pretty good with destination hell
Jacob’s Creek is far better than Schitt’s Creek, Don Don’s.
I’ve actually been more busy since the quarantine started … being deemed necessary really cut into my writing time.
Same here. So funny, Donna! “I love them. They are my new family.” Hilarious!
Hahahahaha! Omg… Amazon, Etsy, wine and Netflix. It’s like wash, rinse, repeat at my house! I wonder if I should tell my customers that I’ve been drunk crafting since March!
Well so far I have purchased three puzzles, a garden kneeling/seating cart, socks for my neuropathy, your new book and various woodworking gadgets for Tom, and have consumed all of the Chardonnay in Bucks county.
You, my friend, have kept the economy of Pennsylvania booming!
OMG….have you been watching me these entire three months?!? You have to include me with Pillsbury and Betty Crocker in the friend zone, because I hate all those Marie Kondoers!
Yes, I installed a camera to see how you have been coping with the seclusion. It ain’t pretty Missy! LOL
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
I heard Hell put in central air. As long as I don’t share space with trump I’m good.