Exciting Supermarkets

You might think that supermarkets only carry food, but you’d be oh so wrong.

You might believe that they stock only food and vitamins, but you’d be wrong.

Warmer, but still wrong.

If you haven’t looked in all the aisles in your local supermarket, you might be missing the following exciting product.

It has MACA! And it’s vegetarian!

It’s really nice to know that the cannabis movement is finally providing weed to horny goats. Soon, all goats will be able to purchase weed openly.

Oh my!

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.


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