For those who think their worst nightmare can’t come true…
Year: 2023
At the Annual Sock Round-Up
We was headed north, where people needed socks year-round, and I was trail boss of the sorriest bunch of sock wranglers I’d ever laid eyes on. “Hey you,” I yelled at the one everyone knew […]
McCarthy Elected House Speaker After Agreeing To Have His Genitalia Removed
Kevin McCarthy got what he wanted last night….but at what cost? In a stunning concession to ultra-conservative Republicans, McCarthy allowed a team of urgent-care surgeons to remove his “man parts” in exchange for the crucial […]
Me and Pope Leo X
I got “hep” to Pope Leo X–or “Leo Decimus” to his friends–in an unsystematic way. I wasn’t wading my way chronologically or even alphabetically through my Oxford Dictionary of Popes, I was perusing Robert Burton’s […]
If You Don’t Read These Comments On The News You Will Get Facial Warts. Guaranteed….
We Found Out The Real Reason Twilight Zone Was Canceled After Just Five Seasons. Because Rod Serling disappeared into the Outer Limits….. Trump Says Democrats ‘Weaponized’ His Tax Returns While Simultaneously Boasting That The Records […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
English Majors Name Screwtop Wine Bottle Most Important Invention
PLAISTOW, New Hampshire. The fiftieth reunion of the class of 1973 of New England University is still four months away, but Development Director Debbie Haddix has been working overtime on the event since last fall. […]
