Look at me now Ma!
If 5 Bon Jovi fans are killed by a falling tree in a forest and there’s nobody there except me, an axe and the 5 dead Bon Jovi fans but I have an iron clad […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
Don’t wait ’till it’s too late
I don’t have diarrhea nor do I want it. My day is going fine without it, thanks for asking. Is there such thing as diarrhea of the mind? I think I might have that alright. […]
The true story of the brilliant son of a bitch.
Genius is a word used far too often. When I look in the mirror, I see a genius staring back. Whatever I do, is the work of a genius. When I finally rid the world […]
If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.
You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]
We must learn from our elders
I know I’m supposed to accept the natural order of things but I don’t. l know my sense of humor will spend part of the year in a climate that’s conducive to the pain and […]
Who says inflation is a bad thing?
It must be great to know stuff. Jill Y knows stuff. Jill Y knows lots of stuff. I know that I don’t like Bon Jovi. I know why I don’t like Bon Jovi and I […]
A marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin
I say the wrong thing more often than I say things but that’s only because I don’t know any better. It must be interesting to listen to me and that’s why I’m surprised that nobody […]
Seeking Fling
Like so many of us, he was just looking for a fling, someone to do on these cold nights. He decided to take out an ad and use honesty as his modus operandi. He decided […]
That Creative Element
There’s so much negativity in this cesspool life of despair and desolation. All we ever hear about is the continued existence of Bieber, the non-existent interviews for the next Pope and the trailer of that […]
Bill Y reaps what he sows
The world of Bill Y is indeed a private world but every now and sometimes, I feel the need to share something from my past which hopefully explains how I became this caring, sensitive soul […]