Guns don’t kill people, bears do.
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
I’ve been trying to figure stuff out and I’m getting as far as nowhere. Thirsty Dave has been teaching me about cause and effect. If he drinks 78 pints of beer in a night, he’ll […]
Diane Frances Blur is a sweet, elderly lady from somewhere. Mark Francis Blur is Diane’s grandson. Todd de Liar is Mark’s friend from school. Mark showed Diane how to use Google Maps. Diane found the […]
The only thing that wakes me up each evening, is the knowledge that I’m going to jump so far out of my comfort zone, that I’ll probably end up in a church. Sure, I’ll be […]
Every now and sometimes, I like to make myself invisible. This way I can’t be seen. This has many advantages but none as advantageous as not been able to be seen. In the news and […]
There’s a reason I can’t watch those real life TV movies about real life events that are real. The reason is that they are really awful movies with as much emotional intensity as a fishing […]
People be scared these days. People be wanting to do the same thing every day and every night. People be thinking they’re happy without trying new things. People be wrong about this. People be afraid […]
For a long time, I had no time for Keanu Reeves apart from Bill and Ted, The Matrix, The Devil’s Advocate, Johnny Mnemonic and Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. I heard somewhere that he was […]