What if the careers adviser was wrong?
Laughing at people is great but laughing at yourself is even better. There’s no proof to suggest that laughing at yourself makes you more attractive to the opposite sex but there’s also no proof to suggest […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
Am I original yet?
Originality is not something we see every day. What we do see every day is the same old bland Bon Jovi and the next up and coming, wannabe, bland Bon Jovi with their color by numbers, […]
HAHAHAHAHAAH LOL
This story has a certain rhythm, a certain pulse. It starts with a statement. The statement is followed by question. The question is followed by an answer. The answer is followed by a HAHAHAHAHAAH. The HAHAHAHAHAAH […]
I have seen the future and it scares the bejaysus out of me
They said it couldn’t be done. I doubted it. There’s no way George Lucas can make any more of a monumental, catastrophic cock-up to the already, forever tainted Star Wars prequels, they said. I doubted […]
Overanalyzing
Jill Y loves reading her magazines. Not a day goes by without the sun rising and the sun going down. Every day and every night she makes me do relationship quizzes that are designed to […]
A solution to obesity
Along with trimming my ever-expanding stomach after the excesses of an excessive Christmas, I’m trying to trim my bitter resentment for everything that moves and everything that doesn’t. Visiting the gym will take care of […]
The Unicorn Code
When you’re someone who doesn’t know anything about anything and you suddenly gain access to factual information, your mind is elevated to levels not seen since the 80’s band Level 42 took pop-funk to the […]
What’s in a name?
People tend to remember me and not for the right reasons. I make more mistakes than George Lucas did in the Star Wars prequels but I console myself with the fact that I’m not a […]
A good wife brings balance to a man’s life…
I think it was Jimmy Brown who said “This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl”. In a country with a […]
The motions of emotion
Sometimes it’s hard to read the expression on a face full of insight and experience. If that face happens to have a moustache, the hardship is multiplied by lots of numbers. The job of an […]