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Author: Journey McGuire

When I'm not MMA street fighting, I'm saving kittens from sinking battleships. Writing is the only thing that matters. Besides sleeping, eating, kittens. But not eating sleeping kittens. That would be upsetting.

The wisdom in believing

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Journey McGuire

People who don’t believe in anything really bug me. Mostly because they’re a snore, but also because it speaks to the egotistical manner by which we humans approach life. The other day my son boldly […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifealiens, belief, big foot, boring people, chupacabra, ghosts, God, leprechaun, nessie, zombies

The girl who cried boy

April 4, 2014April 4, 2014 Journey McGuire

I once read a story about a little boy who claimed to be a fighter pilot from World War II named James Huston. His parents believed he had been reincarnated and was none too happy […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Lifechildhood, humor, identity crisis

A special prayer

April 3, 2014April 3, 2014 Journey McGuire

I wasn’t even drinking when I wrote this.   Our chicken nugget Who art pure heaven Tasty be thy name Thy platter come Thy will be done In the microwave as is in the oven […]

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6 CommentsUncategorizedcalories, chicken nuggets, happiness, prayers, true love poem

Why girls date asses

April 2, 2014April 2, 2014 Journey McGuire

For years and years I’ve listened to “nice guys” incessantly whine about how girls only want to date assholes. They complain that they treat women like gold only to be dumped later on for some […]

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15 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsassholes, good guys, humor, nice guys, relationships, why girls date assholes

How to use fear to conquer fear

April 1, 2014April 2, 2014 Journey McGuire

I had a bad case of OCD when I was a kid. Although this was a hindrance in my life, I discovered that I had a certain amount of control over it. I could make […]

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12 CommentsUncategorizedboys, conquering fear, crushes, Fear, funny, getting noticed, humor, humoroutcasts, Journey McGuire, OCD, riding bike

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