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John Blumenthal is the author of the novel, "Three and a Half Virgins," which was a finalist for the International Book Awards, Literary Fiction. A former Esquire magazine staffer and Playboy magazine editor and columnist, he is the author of "The Official Hollywood Handbook", "The Tinseltown Murders", "The Case of the Hardboiled Dicks", "Hollywood High: The History of America's Most Famous Public School", and the comic novels "What's Wrong with Dorfman?," and "Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour", (both BookSense76 Picks). His work has appeared in such publications as "National Lampoon," "TV Guide", "Punch", "Playboy", "Oui", "Today's Health", "The Los Angeles Times", "The Christian Science Monitor", "salon.com, "shorthumour.com", "dailykos.com" "Huffington Post" and "Publishers Weekly". He has also written for television and is the co-author of the movies "Blue Streak" and "Short Time".

First Gentleman Bill Clinton’s Drapery Crisis

February 2, 2015February 2, 2015 John Blumenthal

It had only been a month since Hillary had been inaugurated President and already First Gentleman Bill Clinton found himself in a crisis of grave importance. He simply could not decide between the ripple fold […]

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New Wordsworth Poems Discovered!

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015 John Blumenthal

The literary community is abuzz over the discovery of a heretofore unknown collection of poems by the English poet William Wordsworth. The cache includes early verses, giving scholars new insight into the poet’s youth. As […]

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Excerpts From Famous Diaries

December 16, 2014 John Blumenthal

Eva Braun Tuesday, September 5: This morning I think I finally met Mr. Right. I was cleaning the meat rack when he entered the shop and asked me if we had anything in a knockwurst. […]

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Why I’m Not a Foodie

December 9, 2014December 9, 2014 John Blumenthal

I recently attended a dinner party thrown by a friend who fancies herself a gourmet chef. She’d prepared a lavish dinner for six and I was the first to finish eating because everybody else just […]

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