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President Joe Biden announced yesterday that the U. S. military will airlift every Afghan female out of the country by October 1st. As the President noted, “for decades, the Taliban’s treatment of women and girls […]
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, whose opposition to mask and vaccination mandates has drawn national attention in recent months, informed reporters yesterday that he was simply acting on a command from The Almighty. “I was watching […]
In a Congressional hearing yesterday on airline ticket prices, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene stunned all those in attendance when she accused Delta CEO Ed Bastian of covering up his company’s role in spreading the […]
Using a strategy that has worked well for Melania Trump since 2006, Haitian officials told the former U. S. President that their country “was not feeling well right now,” and would like to put on […]
“It’s outrageous,” screams Charlottesville resident Leona Maizewood from the sidewalk, as city workers install the 20-foot-high statue of Pinky Lee, a burlesque comedian who hosted a children’s TV show in the early 1950s. “How could […]
Vice President Kamala Harris stunned both Republicans and Democrats during her border visit on Friday, when she unlocked a secret passageway linking El Paso, Texas and Ciudad Juárez, Mexico. Millions of refugees entered the United […]
Gavin, a German Shepherd veteran of Boston’s elite K-9 Squad, was once the most decorated member of the city’s police force. Responsible for hundreds of drug busts, he achieved legendary status in 2015 when he […]
António Guterres, Secretary General of the United Nations, proclaimed yesterday that “there is no doubt in my mind that we can restore in a timely fashion all the homes and businesses in Gaza that were […]
For the first time in the history of the conflict between Israel and Hamas, burning tires have a place at the bargaining table. “This is long overdue,” claims the Michelin Man, speaking on behalf of […]
The Republican Party is in turmoil today after naming deceased silent-film-icon Lon Chaney as the new chair of the House Republican Conference. Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy praised the choice, claiming that Chaney — who starred […]