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In a secret meeting facilitated by U. S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken late Sunday night in Kabul, representatives of the Taliban and the Afghan government attempted to employ the game “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to […]
Alabama Governor Kay Ivey announced yesterday that only ugly residents of her state will be required to wear face masks after April 9th. “I believe this is a reasonable compromise,” said the Governor. “Encountering beauty […]
Say what you will about Ted Cruz, the Texas Senator who’s been accused of having a “brain-dead moment” when he decided to vacation with his daughters in Cancún during the recent weather-induced catastrophe in his […]
Having recently endorsed the practice of wearing two masks in public to provide extra protection against COVID-19, the Centers for Disease Control has now taken the next logical step: encouraging everyone to wear THREE masks. […]
Last week the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank, named former Vice President Mike Pence a Distinguished Visiting Fellow. Behind the scenes, however, it was a bloodbath. The Foundation’s Board of Trustees voted 12-10 to […]
On February 7th, Ms. Greene, the first extraterrestial to serve in the U. S. House of Representatives, will be beamed up to a Tesla Mother Ship and transported to Zafftron, her home galaxy in the […]
Why is Nestlé, the maker of Hot Pockets, recalling the former but not the latter? The answer is simple, according to CEO Ulf Mark Schneider: consumers report that the combination of toenail clippings and birdseed […]
In a press conference yesterday, Nancy Pelosi announced that the House of Representatives will impeach Donald Trump on a monthly basis over the next decade. Dressed as Captain Ahab, her right hand grasping a harpoon, […]
Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, who plans to object to the 2020 Electoral College results when Congress meets on January 6th, will soon be associated with a major advance in the domain of the cognitive sciences. […]
