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In a press conference yesterday, Nancy Pelosi announced that the House of Representatives will impeach Donald Trump on a monthly basis over the next decade. Dressed as Captain Ahab, her right hand grasping a harpoon, […]
Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, who plans to object to the 2020 Electoral College results when Congress meets on January 6th, will soon be associated with a major advance in the domain of the cognitive sciences. […]
With his legal challenges to the results of the 2020 Presidential election exhausted, Donald Trump’s bizarre journey through our lives took another astonishing turn on Monday, when he alleged that Queen Elizabeth II is his […]
Surprising virtually no one, President Donald Trump issued a full pardon to Satan yesterday. “The Prince of Darkness should have been let out of Hell decades ago,” claimed the President. “He was framed for a […]
For millennia, Heaven has been the destination of choice for the virtuous deceased. Now there’s a better option. Next month, Celestial Enterprises (CE) — owner of Disney+, HBO Max, and ESPN+ — will debut Heaven-Plus, […]
The McDonald’s Corporation announced yesterday that its scientists have developed an oral, lard-based vaccine for COVID-19 that is 99% effective, surpassing the efficacy of the Pfizer and Moderna formulations. According to McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski, […]
“It’s the fairest thing we could do, given that we won’t be able to vaccinate everyone in the first few months of 2021,” says Nevada governor Steve Sisolak. “We’re retrofitting 10,000 slot machines in Las […]
This is not the time to gloat, Biden/Harris Brigade. Rather, you should follow the advice of Otis Redding and “Try a Little Tenderness.” Here are 10 things you can say to your Republican acquaintances that […]
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, who famously proclaimed in 2010 that “the single most important thing we [Republicans] want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term President,” has vowed to set himself […]
In an Executive Order, President Donald Trump has directed the Supreme Court to determine whether Tampa Bay Manager Kevin Cash violated the U. S. Constitution when he pulled starting pitcher Blake Snell in the 6th […]