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“It’s a design flaw, pure and simple,” God Almighty told The New York Times yesterday in an exclusive interview. “The control panel inside the male brain has a manual override that is connected to his […]
Satan, a perennial top-five finisher in People Magazine’s annual “Who’s the Most Evil?” issue, announced yesterday that he is no longer collaborating with U. S. Senators Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham. In an exclusive interview with […]
In the aftermath of the arrests of 13 men connected to the plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, the White Superiority Movement is in disarray. Shortly after the suspects were taken into custody, the […]
According to President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Sean Conley, “we knew the President had turned the corner on this virus Sunday night, when he asked both Dr. Deborah Birx and a Jamaican immunologist to dance […]
In a one-sentence press release issued on October 1st, Janet H. Brown, Executive Director of the Commission on Presidential Debates, indicated that “Chris Wallace is a really nice guy, but we think it’s time to have […]
A panel of 25 distinguished historians, assembled by the Rockefeller Foundation, has unanimously agreed that Tuesday night’s Presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joseph Biden was the most embarrassing event that has ever taken place […]
Utah Senator Mitt Romney stunned reporters at a press conference on Tuesday when he shared the reason for his willingness to consider a Supreme Court nominee less than two months before the Presidential election: “I […]
Addressing a raucous, unmasked crowd in front of the state capitol building in Frankfort, Kentucky on Sunday, Senator Mitch McConnell vowed to lower the integrity of the United States Senate to “previously unimaginable depths.” Shouting […]
The annual rite of parents escorting their college-age spawn to a distant campus for the beginning of freshman year has become a challenging task in the pandemic era. With many schools deciding to go completely […]
The Sex Workers Union of North America (SWUNA) held a press conference today to formally protest the cancellation of the Republican National Convention (RNC) in August. “Every four years, the Republican convention generates an enormous […]