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Gymdependence Day

July 3, 2016
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Gymdependence Day

It seemed like I was eating garbage lately. I felt unhealthy, sluggish and grumpy all the time. But there she was in the grocery store, so beautiful, staring at me through the plastic window in…

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Happy Father’s Dismay

June 16, 2016
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Happy Father’s Dismay

The world is against me. My son is approaching his teenage years — he’ll be 10 next month — and his friends are pushing me out of the center of his universe. It’s not fair…

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Video games cheat

June 10, 2016
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For fun, my 10-year-old son decided to play a Wii Sports video game. He kept losing. Where’s the fun in that? The kid doesn’t even know how to use the controls. He just hits buttons,…

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No flowers for my wife

June 3, 2016
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I don’t give my wife flowers. After only a few days they’re drooping, smelling and dead. I even hate the process of buying flowers. “What’d you do wrong?” guys ask, laughing. Ladies don’t say anything.…

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Memorial Day Mania

May 27, 2016
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It’s not a wild mania. Devouring regular amounts of World War II history, watching countless WWII programs, listening to big band hits from the era and reading old wartime columns by Rock County Star Herald’s…

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To make a long story sport

May 20, 2016
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Sports—my 11-year-old son never really got into any of them. Until this year. When he was younger, he played soccer and tried karate, and he would’ve been good at both if it wasn’t for the…

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Friday the 13th festivities begin, teens dumber and more juvenile than ever

May 13, 2016
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By Pamela Voorhees Staff Parks and Wreck Writer Chief executive of the Camp Crystal Lake Safety Council, Isa Nyonethere, says making it home this weekend to your psycho family and friends without getting decapitated or…

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Humans employ zombie bite to reanimate Walt Disney

May 6, 2016
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By Itsas Tretch Staff Sc-why-ence & Technol-oh-no-gy Writer Walt Disney — American entrepreneur, cartoonist, animator, film producer and theme park creator — was cryogenically frozen after he died in 1966 so he could be reanimated…

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I can’t make decisions

April 29, 2016
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WIFE: So whaddaya want for dinner? ME: Ummm— WIFE: You wanna go out? ME: Yeah. Sure. WIFE: You decide. Where do you wanna go? ME: Oooh, let’s go to Maria’s Italian Deli. They’ve got that…

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