Author: Jason Elia
Die Hard Tosh!
Another day; another argument with Google. Oh the joys trying to reclaim my hacked email. Fuck you Google. Also, fuck you, to Makers Mark. Trying to lessen my alcoholism. In other news: I really hate […]
The Evolution of Retardation (Men of Mankind Explained)
So, I’ve been tasked by a friend with writing the “male’s perspective” on the subjects of “dating”, “sex” and “love”. The sad truth is, as males, we only have a perspective on one of the […]
Almost Famous
Phone rings… Unnamed Friend: “I just found a book called Elliston on Amazon… and you’re not going to believe it, but the author has the same name as you!” My response: “Are you high?” Unnamed […]
I’m Not Dead Yet
Hello. In case you don’t remember me, allow me to re-introduce myself. I’m that prick you all love to hate. If you’re new here, I’m excited to make you hate me. It’s been awhile since […]
When Nazis Fly Sober to See Chris Brown in Niger
Flying… It’s a form of travel that has become a necessity. Some people find the experience exciting. Jumping on a plane and in a few hours you’re in another part of the country and for […]
What Goes on in Jason Elia’s Head
A note from the editor: The Twitter world either likes him or hates him. Either way, he attracts a lot of attention. An hour’s worth of tweets from the controversial but talented Jason Elia. […]