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The Drinker’s Lament

February 24, 2013
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I’m more likely to fall off the bar than the wagon Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James Dean who…

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Die Hard Tosh!

February 19, 2013
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Another day; another argument with Google. Oh the joys trying to reclaim my hacked email. Fuck you Google. Also, fuck you, to Makers Mark. Trying to lessen my alcoholism. In other news: I really hate…

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The Evolution of Retardation (Men of Mankind Explained)

January 13, 2013
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So, I’ve been tasked by a friend with writing the “male’s perspective” on the subjects of “dating”, “sex” and “love”. The sad truth is, as males, we only have a perspective on one of the…

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Almost Famous

December 12, 2012
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Phone rings… Unnamed Friend: “I just found a book called Elliston on Amazon… and you’re not going to believe it, but the author has the same name as you!” My response: “Are you high?” Unnamed…

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I’m Not Dead Yet

December 4, 2012
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Hello. In case you don’t remember me, allow me to re-introduce myself. I’m that prick you all love to hate. If you’re new here, I’m excited to make you hate me. It’s been awhile since…

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When Nazis Fly Sober to See Chris Brown in Niger

September 5, 2012
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Flying… It’s a form of travel that has become a necessity. Some people find the experience exciting. Jumping on a plane and in a few hours you’re in another part of the country and for…

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Facts of Life

July 30, 2012
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I hate when people ask me where I come from and I have to explain the birds and bees to them. Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed…

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What Goes on in Jason Elia’s Head

July 10, 2012
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What Goes on in Jason Elia’s Head

A note from the editor: The Twitter world either likes him or hates him. Either way, he attracts a lot of attention. An hour’s worth of tweets from the controversial but talented Jason Elia.  …

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My Turn

June 28, 2012
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I’m tired of people bitching about Obama-care. “Oh, my taxes are going to go up.” Bullshit! You stupid simple minded piece of shit. If you’re dumb enough to bitch about affordable healthcare you’re probably already…

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The Easy Way

June 28, 2012
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It looks like too many girls went to Staples and found the Easy Button.         Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian.…

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