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Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare

August 4, 2013
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Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare

Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little…

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Health Programs

May 26, 2013
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  I’m not crazy. I’ve just subscribed to the  Amanda Byne’s wellness plan. Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James…

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The World is Ending

April 18, 2013
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Earthquake in Asia, bombing in Boston, a fraction of Texas exploded. The world is ending. A shooting at MIT and twelve outside my door. The world is ending. Part of Chicago is flooded and they…

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Smart Phone or Perpetrator of Laziness and Obesity

April 2, 2013
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The fact that I can set a DVR from my phone while I’m in bed, 20 feet from the room with the TV proves this world is horribly lazy. Jason EliaResponsible for a book called…

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What Has Never Been Tweeted

March 21, 2013
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“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before. Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James Dean…

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Definition of Bliss

March 19, 2013
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The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick.       Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A…

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America’s Problems

March 15, 2013
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We can give internet to people in Africa but I can’t get pizza delivered at 9, 10 or 11 am.  Focus on our problems first America Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a…

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Give the Dog a Bone?

March 10, 2013
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My dog just took a Tylenol pm… I think. It was a blue pill. So you know… It could be anything.               Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston…

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Everybody Poops?

March 4, 2013
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Everybody poops… Unless you’re Catholic. Then you just don’t.       Jason EliaResponsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James Dean…

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Elliston Excerpt

March 4, 2013
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Elliston Excerpt

Elliston by Jason Elia has wowed the toughest critics.  HumorOutcasts Press is proud to have it on our title list. Jason has a true talent for inventing gritty stories that take the reader’s breath away. …

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