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Author: Jason Elia

Responsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James Dean who created the WTF!? webseries on Youtube.

Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare

August 4, 2013August 4, 2013 Jason Elia

Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Ongoing Series, Uncategorizedbeer pong, drugs, guns, Jarrell Young, medicare, Ross Newman, The Devils Threeway, Threesome, Zinkerman

Health Programs

May 26, 2013May 26, 2013 Jason Elia

  I’m not crazy. I’ve just subscribed to the  Amanda Byne’s wellness plan.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAmanday Bynes, health, humor, wellness programs

The World is Ending

April 18, 2013April 18, 2013 Jason Elia

Earthquake in Asia, bombing in Boston, a fraction of Texas exploded. The world is ending. A shooting at MIT and twelve outside my door. The world is ending. Part of Chicago is flooded and they […]

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Smart Phone or Perpetrator of Laziness and Obesity

April 2, 2013April 2, 2013 Jason Elia

The fact that I can set a DVR from my phone while I’m in bed, 20 feet from the room with the TV proves this world is horribly lazy.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDVR, funny, laziness, life observations, smart phones

What Has Never Been Tweeted

March 21, 2013March 21, 2013 Jason Elia

“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Jason Elia, spam, twitter

Definition of Bliss

March 19, 2013March 19, 2013 Jason Elia

The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick.      

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybiker chick, blissful, surreal, valedictorian

America’s Problems

March 15, 2013March 15, 2013 Jason Elia

We can give internet to people in Africa but I can’t get pizza delivered at 9, 10 or 11 am.  Focus on our problems first America

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Give the Dog a Bone?

March 10, 2013March 10, 2013 Jason Elia

My dog just took a Tylenol pm… I think. It was a blue pill. So you know… It could be anything.              

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Everybody Poops?

March 4, 2013March 4, 2013 Jason Elia

Everybody poops… Unless you’re Catholic. Then you just don’t.      

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycatholics, don't poop, funny, humor, poops

Elliston Excerpt

March 4, 2013March 8, 2013 Jason Elia

Elliston by Jason Elia has wowed the toughest critics.  HumorOutcasts Press is proud to have it on our title list. Jason has a true talent for inventing gritty stories that take the reader’s breath away.  […]

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