Author: Jason Elia
Puppies, Kittens and America
I was challenged to write something funny. Truth is I don’t do “funny” outside the confines of one hundred and forty characters or Final Draft. Funny is subjective too many things; too many outside factors. […]
Black Men Should Run The Goodwill Stores
I’ve been staying with my sister while in Los Angeles. Why? I really have no idea at this point. Pasadena annoys the hell out of me. It’s like a GAP commercial threw up. Anyway, she […]
The Sticky Handshake
Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let […]
Pregnant and Horny
One full week back in the silicon inflated city we call Los Angeles. I find it oddly comforting that the “healthy, all natural craze” of this place hasn’t extended to breasts. None the less it’s […]
A Red Hot Chili Peppers Song Title
Once again those who are known as the “they” have infected and made me question my life. Because it’s the “they” that say words are universal and can transcend a location. The spiritual side of […]