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Author: Jason Elia

Responsible for a book called Elliston and a Baldwin film. A left handed colorblind stand-up comedian. And your Jewish Jedi James Dean who created the WTF!? webseries on Youtube.

The Mother Game

May 27, 2012May 27, 2012 Jason Elia

I wouldn’t want lesbian parents. Not because I’m homophobic. I just don’t want to get stuck in an endless loop of “Go ask your mother.”

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Puppies, Kittens and America

May 21, 2012 Jason Elia

I was challenged to write something funny. Truth is I don’t do “funny” outside the confines of one hundred and forty characters or Final Draft. Funny is subjective too many things; too many outside factors. […]

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What Would Eve Do?

April 30, 2012April 30, 2012 Jason Elia

If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she’d do for a Klondike bar.      

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Black Men Should Run The Goodwill Stores

April 28, 2012April 29, 2012 Jason Elia

I’ve been staying with my sister while in Los Angeles. Why? I really have no idea at this point. Pasadena annoys the hell out of me. It’s like a GAP commercial threw up. Anyway, she […]

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The Sticky Handshake

April 13, 2012April 13, 2012 Jason Elia

Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let […]

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Pregnant and Horny

April 8, 2012June 3, 2012 Jason Elia

One full week back in the silicon inflated city we call Los Angeles. I find it oddly comforting that the “healthy, all natural craze” of this place hasn’t extended to breasts. None the less it’s […]

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A Red Hot Chili Peppers Song Title

April 5, 2012April 8, 2012 Jason Elia

Once again those who are known as the “they” have infected and made me question my life. Because it’s the “they” that say words are universal and can transcend a location. The spiritual side of […]

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