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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull)

November 24, 2025 Paul Lander

Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny!

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/25

November 21, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tesla’s Musk pay package, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Cartoon: Select Which Boxes Have Epstein Files

November 19, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Kelly reports….

November 17, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/25

November 14, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Cartoon: Even more ketchup

November 8, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/25

November 7, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “One Battle After Another,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Cartoon: When he said more nuclear tests.

November 2, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/31/25

October 31, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Stephen King, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Cartoon: 400 K in Meth Found At Texas Border

October 30, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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