Things I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw […]
Author: rfreed
I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe.
As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months.
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Poor Banned From Using Money
Today the upper classes of America succeeded in getting a bill passed banning poor people from using money. Having invested heavily in Senators and Legislators for decades they now saw it was time to remove […]
The Poetry Of Sarah Palin
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrowinto the airit came downand pegged a hare.My rifle I shot so straight and trueand brought me down a caribou.Moose when they see my trail they quakePtarmigan their […]
Things That Will Smith Has Publicly Smacked Me Upside The Head For
Mentioning to him that if he didn’t start taking more showers that he would be better known as the “Rank Prince Of Bel-Air”. That I wished someone would stuff him back in that Aladdin bottle […]
Putin On The Blitz
Writer’s note- this piece was first written in 2014 during the first Russian fight with Ukraine. You will be able to see the similairities ( some people ((PUTIN) never change). —————– It is time for […]
Parker Brothers Update Their Famous ‘Monopoly’ Game To Reflect The Current Economic Situation
Due to recent world economic changes, the Parker Brothers game company has announced that it is going to update its world famous game ‘Monopoly’ to better reflect the true financial times we live in. The […]
Bad Guys Union Of Hollywood
BAD GUYS UNION It is time to sing praises to those unsung heroes of Hollywood- the actors and actresses who play bad guys (or should we say ‘Unsung Anti-heroes’? Unfortunately the only song I can […]
Putin Invades Coney Island To ‘Liberate’ Russian Immigrants Settled There.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent Russian troops into Coney Island, a part of Brighton Beach New York, that has a large immigrant Russian population. Swarming ashore from submarines that covertly approached the beach they […]
The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version
The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version (Author’s note: This was originally written about the Russian mini- invasion in 2014. The number of invaders was changed to match the […]
Comments Two On The Blues News
Charles Koch doesn’t want to take his businesses out of Russia.Nothing says “I’m an American Patriot!!!” like supporting a land that is destroying lives and property. Russian General Mizintsev has said that Ukrainian “bandits” and […]