Karl Rove Infomercial – Weaseling Your Way to Success
Greetings fellow Americans- Are you one of the downtrodden ones who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you how you can break out […]
Author: rfreed
I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe.
As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months.
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Reasons Putin Gives For Amassing 100,000 Russian Troops On Ukrainian Border
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren’t as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black […]
He Shot His Eye Out!
Ever wonder what happened to Ralphie, the child star of the beloved movie ‘The Christmas Story’? The one who absolutely had to have a Red Ryder BB gun from Santa for Christmas or he would […]
Mardi Gras For Yankees
As a former New Orleans resident I wish to inform you readers in the northernmost part of this country (and I’ll throw you Canadians reading this into this mixture too) that Mardi Gras works well […]
Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times
(Original saying) I think, therefore I am.(Updated saying) I stink, therefore I am pretty sure I still exist. That which does not kill us makes up stronger. That which does not kill us makes […]
French Pay Telephones.
I have just read that France has mercifully gotten rid of the majority of their public pay phones. This might sound like a tragedy but it is as necessary as was the French Revolution. In […]
Jabba the Hut Wasn’t Too Pleased With His Cheap Flight To Mos Eisely.
Jabba should have known better than to use the discount flyer. First, he couldn’t bring all the baggage he needed to support his immense girth. Then, they wouldn’t allow him to take along his three […]
Gold Rush Poet Robert Service Dedicates New Poem About Anchorage.
Yes, we know that Robert Service, the world famous British bard who wrote lyrically about the lands of the Far North and thereby achieved world-wide fame, was long dead and buried by the time Anchorage, […]