Author: rfreed
NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half […]
U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For The Gourmet Zombie
Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine […]
North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn’t See Coming-
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the […]
Saturday Night Live Has Just Pulled Off Their Greatest Prank Ever
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually […]
Blond James Bond Jokes
A dastardly plot to undermine the success of the latest James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has been discovered. Craig, being blond and one of the few actual Britishers to play the super agent, has […]
It’s Official Now- The Internet Is More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of […]
NRA Holds America Hostage
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate […]
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, […]
Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’
Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He […]