Magic vs Bird 2?
MAGIC vs BIRD 2 LeBron James says he is jealous of the amount of shots Kevin Durant gets. Did you hear that? A guy with the nickname “King” with muscles that have their own nicknames […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Comparing Justin Bieber to Macauley Culkin
Ways to compare Justin Beiber and Macauley Culkin 1) Same height and weight 2) One has a lot of hair on his head, the other slept in Michael Jackson’s bed 3) One dated Mila Kunis, […]
The Quack Quarterback
THE QUACK QUARTERBACK Phil Robertson has made some controversial statements in last few weeks, some of them in the fashion magazine – GQ.I find many of his statements to be offensive and possibly, bald face […]
The Operetta Shaqkobe
Here’s an operetta in G & S style based on the divorce between two Type A basketball players when they could no longer co-exist with the Lakers. Yes, it’s an old event by today’s standards. […]
Sports Body Painters Bug Me
SPORTS FAN BODY PAINTERS PUZZLING Sports fans are crazy, I’ve proven that. But here’s one I’ve never been able to figure: the bare chested painted warblers. You’ve seen them, right, the hairless naked-from-the-waist-up guys standing […]
Halloween Scariest
People think because I’m old and codgerly, I’m not up on current trends. But that’s not true. For Halloween, all the candy I gave out was crushed. See! That’s not the scary part about this […]
Seahawks vs Broncos – The Pot Bowl
SEAHAWKS v BRONCOS: THE POT BOWL? I’m expecting the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos to meet in the Super Bowl. If they do, you know what this means? Fans from two legalized pot cities will […]
Lindsey Vonn out? Cheese to the Rescue, Again!
This happened before. Lindsey was hurting and used cheese to recoup. Tiger can afford cheese, can’t he? Here’s my previous story: To Heal, Skier Vonn Chooses Cheese U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn is […]
Health Care Football Bowling
HEALTH CARE FOOTBALL BOWLING HealthCare.gov should have sponsored a few of this year’s bowl games. The on-line arm of Obamacare could have used the publicity plus the public could’ve got a healthy dose of health […]
2013 Sports Year in Limericks
2013 SPORTS YEAR IN LIMERICKS In the N’awlins Superdome this year The Ravens and the Niners were there The power went off Fans started to scoff A conspiracy by Goodell, hear, hear! Manti Te’o had […]