Sheep Pig to the Rescue
Bring home the bacon with some wool on it. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it, a way to get pig farmers and sheep herders to speak to each other. Very, very, very […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Zen Master to the Rescue
ZEN MASTER TO THE RESCUE Phil Jackson agrees to be president of the Knicks with a neat $ 12 million salary. This is after he said on Bryant Gumbel’s show “The Knicks […]
Silliman Helps Royals on 6th Inning Song
SILLIMAN HELPS SELECT ROYALS 6TH INNING SONG The Royals are pushing Garth Brooks out. They think they’re too good for “Low Places” and want a new 6th Inning song. The Royals reason […]
Thing Learned From Winter Olympics
THINGS LEARNED FROM WINTER OLYMPICS It’s over, it was fun, it was interesting, the most expensive Winter Olympics ever. What did we learn? Glad you asked. Here’s what we found out: […]
I Happen To Like Eye
There’s a lady boxer with the last name Eye Can’t erase her from my mind, even if I try I’d pick her for my team and no one asks me “Why?” I’d say just […]
I’d Choose Ganesh
I’D CHOOSE GANESH To be on my sports teams, if I had a choice, I’d choose Ganesh, the multi-armed, elephant-headed son of Shiva, the Hindu God. If I could choose any one […]
Corvette Museum Sinkhole: Possible Theories
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/massive-sinkhole-swallows-vintage-corvettes-n28416 A giant sinkhole opened up to swallow eight Corvettes in the Bowling Green, Kentucky Corvette Museum. Bowling Green is where General Motors makes the Corvette. Visitors inside the museum reported the sinkhole let […]
Zimmerman vs DMX Out. We’ve Got Better
ZIMMERMAN VS DMX FIGHT OFF. WE’VE GOT BETTER. The proposed George Zimmerman versus rapper DMX celebrity boxing match is off. It was on, now it’s off. I’m starting to feel sorry for George Zimmerman. […]
Super Bowl 48 Has Its Moments
SUPER BOWL 48 HAS ITS MOMENTS The game wasn’t that close. Still, we have an obligation to our readers to dig out the ironies and other possible funny stuff related or associated with […]