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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

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April 18, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Yes, people complain. But it’s a good thing we have websites that host classified ads for random people buying and selling guns. These online bazaars meet the needs of a badly under-served population. Where else […]

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Just Say Yes

April 16, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The New York Times recently reported on a Major League Baseball player who is suspected of purchasing documents about himself from an anti-aging clinic in Miami. Apparently, the guy is trying to hide evidence of […]

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3 CommentsFictiondrugs, sports

Boyz And Da Hood

April 14, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Danny and I are driving down to Nashville after our college Christmas break. We’re somewhere in Pennsylvania, cruising down the interstate, when the car goes into a spin. We both do what any manly college […]

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5 CommentsFictioncars, college, trips

Jiffy’s Law

April 12, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law. This rule holds that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. It applies to fertility clinic mix-ups and presidencies under guys with the surname Bush and everything else […]

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3 CommentsFictionauto shops, cars

This Land Is Your Land, But Bring A Coat

April 10, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The beaches in the Pacific Northwest beautiful, but they’re also rugged, blustery things. It’s rarely hot and often windy. During the summer months the average temperature on the coast is a blistering upper 60’s/lower 70’s. […]

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Things That Backfire

April 8, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

I’m a big fan of vanity license plates. I remember clearly the day I sat in traffic behind a guy with a plate that read BMR*FVR. Traffic was clogged up by cars that had tried […]

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8 CommentsFictioncars, divorce

On Coaches

April 6, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

A college basketball coach recently got fired after a video emerged of him shoving players, throwing basketballs, and unleashing homophobic rants on a player. I’ve never understood the whole motivate-me-by-putting-me-down thing you frequently see in […]

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4 CommentsFictioncoaches, high school, hockey

The Other Karate Kid

April 4, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I was walking back from somewhere when I heard a loud, shouting noise. I glanced around and saw that I was alone on the residential street. Then I heard the noise once […]

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The Dude Don’t Feather Dust

April 2, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

A Georgia politician recently took considerable flack for claiming that gay marriage will lead to massive fraud. This woman believes that heterosexual friends will get “married” so one friend can access the benefits offered by […]

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Why Are Young People Passing Up Driving?

April 1, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Getting a driver’s license is supposedly a right of passage for young people. It gives them a chance to explore their world while also escaping the prying eyes of their parents. But according to various […]

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