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Minnie Mouse is on Mr. Blackwell’s ‘Exterminate’ list.

March 25, 2013March 25, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Minnie Mouse has gotten a makeover. Say goodbye to her polka-dot dress and bow, and hello to this frock that looks a little like something Missy Elliott wore to the Grammys in 2000. You can […]

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See Ryan Seacrest without his beard!

March 18, 2013March 18, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have apparently broken up. I’m not sure why, but ABC News has in-depth coverage of the breakup, with a one-minute-and-44-second segment dedicated to a couple half of America probably didn’t […]

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Simulating homelessness is just another surcharge for movie theaters now.

March 14, 2013March 14, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Leave it to the Germans to take something fun, like going to the movies, and make it miserable. With Frozen Cinema, the German-based publication Fiftyfifty recently tricked moviegoers into experiencing what it’s like to be […]

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Facebook is color blind.

March 6, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Everyone makes a big deal about how Facebook knows all of us so well, as it can identify faces and keep an activity log of your searches. But I discovered a big flaw today. This […]

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Thank you, Brazil, for officially giving the U.S. this idea.

March 4, 2013 Megan McLachlan

If Michelle Obama were living in Brazil, she would not be standing sitting for this. Apparently, the 2014 World Cup will be the first of its kind to offer seats to the obese. Yes, the […]

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Seth MacFarlane slammed for lame jokes about women. Whitney Cummings remains unscathed.

February 25, 2013February 25, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Some might say that Seth MacFarlane is probably not having a good day today, given that his Oscar-hosting duties are getting slammed by everyone from critics to the Jewish community to apparently women (it may […]

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Soaking these in vodka probably doesn’t have the same desired result.

February 19, 2013February 19, 2013 Megan McLachlan

While shopping at a dollar store (my hometown has three in the same plaza!), I encountered this in the cleaning supplies aisle. I didn’t know that in French “tampon” means “plug” or “stopper” (which still […]

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‘Morning-after’ wedding photos are the latest trend. ‘Divorce proceeding’ photos to follow.

February 12, 2013February 12, 2013 Megan McLachlan

For those who are cheerleaders for tact, you’re gonna wanna torch your pompoms with this news. Apparently, the latest trend in wedding photography is “morning-after” photos, with pictures of couples draped in rumpled sheets and […]

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10 CommentsAdmin Page, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships

There has to be a better way to phrase this.

February 4, 2013February 4, 2013 Megan McLachlan

Sexual assault is a serious issue, but there has to be a better way to phrase when a claim is retracted. Yep. The sexual assault was canceled. Stay tuned for when it will be rescheduled.

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Car Shopping, Pushy Salesmen and Creative Financing Can Be Fun

January 23, 2013January 23, 2013 Pattie Byrd

On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big […]

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