Category: Daily Musings / Joke of The Day

Many of you have experienced something on your phones called auto-correct, which works to help people who can’t spell and the owners of Apple products. Which may be redundant. Anyway, there’s a web site that […]

A search for a mass grave in Texas made national news after a psychic called in a tip. Authorities searched and it was reported that there was no mass grave. But further investigation revealed that […]

I’ve always loved the Grand Canyon, and I just figured out why. It’s the Earth’s vagina.

People say that men are clueless. That we should pay more compliments to women. Well, I got kicked in the groin for paying a woman a compliment. We were all down at down at the […]

Texas Governor Rick Perry is calling on all governors throughout the United States to come to Houston for a prayer rally. The event is sponsored by the American Family Association, which certainly sounds “American” and […]

I heard a commercial on the radio pushing a prescription for something called “Shift Work Sleep Disorder”. Apparently this “disorder” is characterized by having distorted sleep patterns after working late shifts such as 11pm-7am. Messed […]

Steve Jobs recently wandered out of his cave and announced “iCloud”. Which I suppose is probably just like all of the other “cloud” services that everyone else is offering, but probably with worse performance and […]

First, Michael Vick and now there is a rumor that the Eagles might get new prison grad Plaxico Burress. I guess  the Eagles are the NFL’s official halfway house.