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Tweets by Paul Lander

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/21/22

July 24, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the deceived Queen, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Haiku: 4th of July Fireworks and Pepto Bismol

July 4, 2022 Paul Lander

4th of July Fireworks and Pepto Bismol   Chestnut wins again! Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest.  And: Leaves room for dessert.   

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Cartoon: Steph Curry — Nothing But Net!

June 13, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/23/22

May 27, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Cartoon: Do You Know Who I Am?

May 15, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell  

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Haiku: Happy Cinco De Mayo

May 4, 2022 Paul Lander

  Cinco de Mayo Translated into English  Is St. Patrick’s Day.

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Haiku: CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again

April 24, 2022 Paul Lander

  CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again   CNN + gone Last time cabler got shaft was: Jeffrey Toobin.

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/11/22

April 15, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/4/22

April 8, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Putin’s long meeting table, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Haiku: NYETO to NATO

March 29, 2022 Paul Lander

  NYETO to NATO Putin threatens West Cuts off main Russian exports Gas and oil and… brides

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