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CORPORATE MESSAGING: When a News Item is Really Just More Promotional Junk

April 14, 2011April 15, 2011 lbwoodgate

There was a news clip on the local ABC affiliate here in Dallas-Ft.Worth, WFAA, on their evening news yesterday that did something that infuriates me.  A segment was dedicated to an individual whose passion and […]

2 CommentsLifestylebranding, corporate imaging, exploiting consumers

The Mom Dance

April 14, 2011September 8, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

One day, while I was visiting at my daughter’s college apartment, she and her roommate were telling me how they took their other roommate’s mom out to the bars for some dancing and college decadence.  […]

2 CommentsLifestyleaging, dancing, funny, glasses, humor, moms, underwear

Why Must There Always Be a Big Tease?

April 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

While I was in the midst of giving birth years ago, the young medical resident, who was lucky enough to get the Christmas Day shift in labor and delivery, tried to explain to me how […]

6 CommentsLifestylehumor, oxytocin, power, strength, women's issues

Do You Suffer From Paronomasia?

April 13, 2011April 13, 2011 Mike Oberg

I just learned that I suffer from paronomasia. Actually, I may cause more suffering than I experience myself, since this “disease” is the act of punning! I was raised in a liberal environment where punning […]

7 CommentsWords to Think Uponhumor, puns, word play

From Pez Dispensers to Vibrators: A Museum for Everyone

April 13, 2011April 13, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

As I was standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed a Phillies Pez candy dispenser staring at me.  Okay, it wasn’t really staring, but it was eye level with me, and the little […]

1 CommentLifestylefunny, humor, museums, Pez dispensers, Silicon Valley, Universal Studios

Hey! I’m Making a Point Here. So what if I am Lying?

April 13, 2011April 13, 2011 lbwoodgate

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain When Senator Jon Kyl told a CNN reporter that his claim about Planned Parenthood’s 90% rate of abortions “was not intended […]

2 CommentsPoliticsfact omissions, GOP rumor mill, political lies

Fur Flies at the Sonic Drive-In

April 12, 2011June 8, 2014 Donna Cavanagh
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http://gty.im/141632837 This morning, there seemed to be one crisis after another. I ran out of creamer for my coffee, one of my editors needed to vent at me about another writer, and I had a […]

3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledogs, food, funny, humor, pets, Sonic

What A Man Can Expect at the Doctor’s Office When He Turns 40

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Richard Spall

So there I was nearly one year ago, being discharged from the doctor’s office. “Do you like early appointments?” “Sure” “Is February 14th of next year at 8:00am OK?” (Yes, I did at this moment […]

2 CommentsEveryday Life

The Psychic and the Internet Minister

April 12, 2011August 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I went with my friend to the psychic. Yes, the psychic. I know so many of you have opinions on psychics, but can you just try to hold them in while I tell this story?  […]

Lifestyle, Relationships

What if God Just “Isn’t That Into You”?

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I try to comprehend what must be the gap in complexity between man and God. Certainly the gap is huge, right? Surely more so than the gap between, say, human and amoeba. So I look […]

6 CommentsWords to Think Upon

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