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Driving my Husband

April 21, 2011August 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had a busy day, so when my husband came home from work I suggested that we go get dinner at one of the local sports bars. He jumped at the chance since he could […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipscars, driving, humor, husbands, red lights, sports bar

Chronicles of a Second Generation Psychic

April 21, 2011June 3, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

 Spooky girl, weirdo, freak, witch, I’ve heard them all. Ever since I was a child I knew that I had a unique ability that was different from everyone else. I always seemed to know when […]

9 CommentsLifestyleESP, Precognition, psychic ability, psychic powers

The Dangerous Man

April 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was talking a newly single friend of mine, and one of her regrets in life is that she never had her “dangerous man”.  While men do not understand why women are attracted to dangerous […]

5 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipshumor. relationships, men

Thank God for Science

April 20, 2011April 20, 2011 lbwoodgate

Some Forms of Stress and Cynicism May Be Life Extenders A new study that followed the activities of 1500 Californians over 80 years has drawn some interesting conclusions from the findings.  A couple of the […]

5 CommentsFiction

The Rescue of the YMCA

April 20, 2011November 12, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A twitter friend tweeted that the YMCA was changing its name to just “the Y”.  While most people probably didn’t care about the name change, the disco singing group, the Village People did.  After all, […]

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The Willpower Diet

April 20, 2011April 20, 2011 Mike Oberg

I just started a new diet, based upon willpower. It is very easy — all I have to do is not think of food between meals. So far it is working pretty well, even though […]

2 CommentsEveryday Lifediet, food addiction, humor, willpower

Flustered Over Flushing

April 20, 2011June 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I believe a special Nobel Prize should go to the guy who invented the automatic flush toilet.  I am serious about this as I have a great deal of experience with public bathrooms. We travel […]

5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleautomatic flushing, humor, public bathrooms, restrooms, women

Snuggie vs. Forever Lazy: the Battle to Stay Warm

April 20, 2011July 28, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

As I was flipping through the TV channels at 3 AM, I saw it!  Yes, I didn’t believe it was possible but there it was staring me in the face. At first, I thought it […]

2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleblanket, cozy, Forever Lazy, humor, Snuggie

Tebowner

April 20, 2011April 26, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Tim Tebow was taken much higher in last year’s NFL draft than expected, by a team who wasn’t supposed to be in desperate need of a quarterback. Now, his jersey is the top selling jersey […]

3 CommentsPoliticshumor, medical humor, mission, NFL, religion, Tim Tebow

The Demon Barber of Augusta Drive

April 19, 2011April 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

Haircuts a’ la Sweeney Todd not for the faint of heart     I live in a rather large town just north of Dallas.  When I first came to Denton in 1975 to attend college the population […]

2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdeadly haircuts, Denton Record Chronicle, Sweeney Todd

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