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Up, Up and Away

April 11, 2011July 28, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I would like to discuss Erectile Dysfunction. Obviously, I do not suffer from the malady, and when I told my husband I was writing about this, he emitted a loud gasp and then insisted that […]

1 CommentLifestyle, Relationshipscomedy, funny, humor, relationships, viagra

The Umpire’s Wife Has Been Ejected!

April 10, 2011May 14, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

My husband has been a baseball and fast pitch softball umpire for about 10 years.  Some umpire wives go to games to see their husband’s ump.  Me, I rarely attend. It’s not that I am […]

3 CommentsBaseball, Good Clean Fun, Relationships, Sportscomedy, humor, parents, softball, sports, umpire

The Plight of the Non-Essential Government Worker

April 8, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

So, here we are in the middle of a budget war. At this point, even if Congress get its act together and agrees on a budget and avoids a long-standing federal government shut down, it […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politicscomedy, Glenn Beck, humor, John Boehner, politics

The Near Electrocution of the Cable Guy

April 7, 2011June 8, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I an attempt to lower my phone bill, I signed up for the Triple Play from my cable company.  What this means is that the cable company now has possession of my technology soul. They […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun

The Cleaning Lady Diaries

April 7, 2011May 12, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Friday is cleaning day for me. Yes, that is the day I ditch my computer and bring out my mop and bucket. I hate cleaning.  Some of my friends view cleaning as some kind of […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcleaning lady, comedy, dust bunnies, humor, schedules

My New Life as a Lawn Mower Racing Champion

April 6, 2011March 9, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Each spring I take out my lawn mower and assess its condition. Well, what that means is I turn it upside down and remove the accumulation of gunk that I never removed from the blades […]

12 CommentsSportshumor, lawn mowers, NASCAR, NFL, pollice, racing

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Welcome to HumorOutcasts.com. This is site is still being developed but it is now well on its way to full operation. We now have several authors signed up and many of those have already posted. As with most […]

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